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[23 Dec 2005|08:31am]

Ohmyfuckinggod my ICON.
Look at it.
It's only my favourite scene from Loveactually. Aww. Looook. Aww.

>goes to school<

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[14 Nov 2005|09:38pm]

I'm in very much a 'PHWOAR Girls Aloud' mood at the moment.
Lucky for you, eh?

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[18 Oct 2005|12:29am]

I squealed when I found this


And cried when none would play.

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Mrs Halloween is drinking at the bar again in New Orleans [05 Oct 2005|07:00pm]

I'm getting well fed up of someone.

Gillian and I are having a party. December 17th. Feel free to come along.
Honestly. It's for my birthday.
But you have to bring alcohol and/or cigarettes and/or a present. For me.

Last night I saw McFLY.
Tyler James supported.
This is Tyler James.

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Today Mr Mallon ripped his jacket.
I missed it.
Apparently while walking through the door his jacket got caught on the handle and he went flying back (well, he didn't FALL, but y'know, whatever.) and it ripped.

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I've seen you there, how could I help but stare? [22 Sep 2005|05:42pm]

New layout.
The Strokes. It's pretttty.
Today was funny. We were clearing out a room to use for the school magazine & I rolled this big board/screen thing and joined it to the others, but that completely blocked the view of the teacher's table from our tables and all I heard was a chorus of 'NOOOOO!' 'What are you doiiiiing?' etc. So we laughed and moved it to the side. Mr Long and Mr Burn were intrigued and amused by the reaction.
Ha. Ahh I'm giggling away just thinking about it.
I was forced trapped into doing dinner duty today. I said to Adele 'Hmm I wonder if Mr Burn is on dinner duty today for the teachers' so I went through to check, pretending I was going to the vendies, and there he was. Then Mr Scott jumps from out of nowhere and is all 'Oh, good, are you on dinner duty today?' 'Eh, well, no, Wednesday, but, Psychology, eh, food...' 'Right go through to the 5th year hall, thanks'. I just stood there like 'What the hell just happened? I only came here to perv.'
Mr Mallon was covering for a teacher in the room across from my RE class. I kept "accidentally" breaking my pencil so that I had to keep going up to the bin to sharpen it, therefore looking through the window in the door, across the hall and through the window in HIS door to see him.
He's worn the same thing all week.
I don't think he washes.
I need a new icon. >searches<

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[21 Sep 2005|08:42pm]

Christina is on the school magazine.
Oh yeah.
We get out own little room, with seperate bits of each main person (that's me!!!11) incase someone wants to come in with any questions/suggestions for a specific person etc.
Me & Ross are doing music reviews because we always argue about music.
"HA, Coldplay are so much better than Oasis", "The next poll should be Aerosmith vs Bon Jovi", "The Libertines vs The Strokes? Ugh, no one would vote on that, that's crap."
How can you NOT argue with someone who thinks that the new Bon Jovi album is the 2nd best album of the year, beaten to the top spot by Coldplay?
Come onnnn.
He's a twat.
It should be fun.
I also get to interview teachers & other people (oo-er it's sort of a surprise).
&& I write articles and will hopefully have my own column.
It will be frickin' marvellous.
Britain's Next Top Model is on soon. Wehey. Then Lost. Wehey again.
Lucy is making me a new LJ layout.
It will be sexy.
Thankyou Lucy.


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[19 Sep 2005|04:59pm]

Oh god.
Ross Noble was miles better than I thought he'd be. And I thought he'd be a m a z i n g.
He had a 10 minute conversation with himself pretending to be two pigs. On a secret espionage. Catherine Zeta Jones was involved.
& was like 'Right, I should move on' and ended up having a conversation with himself pretending to be two Muslims ordering dessert in a resturant.
&& he went on about "Fiddy" Cent. And how he should canter. Or bounce. Aahahahaha
Ohhh my god.



>chucking away just remembering bits<

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[17 Sep 2005|01:05pm]

The 6th Years vs Teachers game was fantastically funny.
Teachers won 7-1.
Last night was crap. I kept nearly doing something, then it would un-plan itself.
e.g. Meet up with Fraser, go to the Cavern with Fraser, have a Mighty Boosh night.
None of them ended up happening to the extent that I intended them to be.
Hmmm what else..nothing really. I'm cold. I have a cough. It's dull outside.
I'm seeing Ross Noble
And you're not.

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[14 Sep 2005|08:50pm]
My dog can pose MySpace style too y'know.

(I had to colour in her eye because it went blue in the flash. Looked a bit odd.)

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If yer happy and you know it [14 Sep 2005|07:01pm]

Pretty happy today. Here's some reasons why.

;I won 2 games of Bullshit in a row.
;I went to Glasgow Cali and pretty much fell in love with it.
;I have a meeting on Tuesday period 4 about the school newspaper.
;Tomorrow I get to take pictures of the Staff (Burns, Mallon, Long, Wilson, all will be playing) vs. 6th Years (meh) football game, which should be hilarious.
;We have the 6 male teachers we need for the calendar, still need 6 females, but we're halfway there.
;There's a Boosh interview in this week's NME.
;Mr Mallon mentioned posing in Speedos. "Oh no, I'm not going to have to pose in my speedos again am I? >macho pose<". Oh the imagery.
;Mr Burns mentioned Tusk to me again. That's two times. It's so bloody obvious that he wants me to go.

& Britain's Next Top Model is on tonight
&& Lost.

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[13 Sep 2005|07:54pm]

I'm running between rooms to do this. I'll have lost at least 3lbs by the time I'm finished. Yeah.

What do you think of me, WMP?  Go Let It Out [Oasis] not sure what that means.

Will I have a happy life? Seven Days In The Sun [Feeder] that's relatively positive. Or maybe it means I only have 7 days left. At least they'll be sunny. I can die tanned.

What do my friends really think of me? Remember Me [The Zutons] yes, you will.

Do people secretly lust after me? Love Like A Bomb [Oasis] I'll take that as a yes. Or they're too scared to, in fear of me exploding them and covering them in C-mush. Sort or like 'smush'.

What does my significant other think of me? Shakermaker [Oasis] >jiggle< and jeez, enough Oasis already.

How can I make myself happy? The Luckiest [Ben Folds Five] I am sort of lucky sometimes. And it does make me happy.

What should I do with my life? All Tomorrow's Parties [Velvet Underground] No career for me, I'll be drunk for the rest of my life.

Why must life be so full of pain? The Execution of All Things [Rilo Kiley] True.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? I Heard You [Good Charlotte] I guess that means I should be more vocal.

Will I ever have children? Believe Me Natalie [The Killers] I guess that means I will, and it'll be a girl, and she'll be called Natalie.

Will I die happy? Over Now [Busted] doesn't tell me if I'll be happy or not, but quite a convenient song to come up.

Can you give me some advice? Coffee & TV [Blur] Yes. That's how you should spend your life. 

Do you know where your children are? My Big Mouth [Oasis] Ew.

What do you think happiness is? Meet Me In The Bathroom [The Strokes] >wink<

What's your favourite fetish? Get It And Go [Razorlight] I have a fetish for casual sex in general.

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[06 Sep 2005|08:15pm]

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totally gutted like [31 Aug 2005|09:04pm]
Roddick is out of the US Open.
Murray is still in. Woohoo and all that jazz.

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Screw yer LJ-cuts. [29 Aug 2005|07:49pm]

1) Using your current initials, choose a different name for yourself:
Charlotte Mary Roddick.
'Cause like, I'm married to Andy innit.

2) If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born?:
40s/50s so that I could grow up in the 60s and 70s. OR in 1986, just so that I could be 18.

3) If you ran a store, what would you sell/have?:
Awesome clothes. And some CDs/dvds. And there'd be a little coffee shop downstairs in the basement. And sexy indie guys would work there. Wow, my shop would be ace.

4) What part in a movie would you love to play?:
Wouldn't mind playing Elizabeth in Pirates of the Carribean, what with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom perving on you.

5) In your opinion, why do people suck?:
They think they're super.super. cool. And are prettier than me.

6) If you had your own state, what would you put on
your new quarter?:

Does each state have it's own quarter? No waaaayyy. I have NO idea what I'd put on it, a penis maybe.

7) What's the oldest article of clothing you own?
T-shirt from the 80s of my mother's. Black with a beachscape thing in silver glitter.

8) What piece of furniture have you replaced the most?
No idea.

9) What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at?
Drums. Or I could try to master the flute. Yes.

10) Record, tape or CD?:
Records to put on your wall. CDs for practicality. Tapes for the sheer retroness of 10 years ago/getting mix-tapes.

11) What do you think would be the best concert ever?:
Razorlight, Oasis, McFly, Kaiser Chiefs, Libertines, Queen, Lostprophets, The Strokes and Kasabian. All in a park in Glasgow. And I got to choose who was allowed entry. If you're sexy and male, in you come. If you're female and look like a tramp, piss off. And obviously since I'm in charge of it I get to meet all of the bands and whatnot. With Adele on one side, Gillian on the other, and Rachael behind me >wink<

12) What is the best part of your favorite movie?:
Lord of the Rings // The Two Towers. When Aragorn walks through the doors at Helms Deep when everyone thinks he's dead. And then the battle at Helms Deep.

13) What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever?:
Rolos. Take my last one, infact, take the whole packet, because I sure as hell don't want any.
No, Cadbury's in general. All of it. Ewww.

14) If you were writing out your will, who would you give your CD collection to?:
I'd ask to be buried with it. As if I'm letting someone else take care of my CDs, they'll ruin them.

15) If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be?:
Pete Doherty and the existance of God/religion in general. I could go on about them forever.

16) Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of, artistically?:
Jamie-Leigh got an A in Art. Pretty jealous of that.

17) Most jealous of...intellectually?:
Suzanne. 5 band 1 As.

18) What do you collect?:
Magazines, sort of. Tickets.

19) What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed?:
My internet connection in my room. Well it's not broken, but it's not how I want it yet.

20) What do you do when you're home sick?
That question made me cough. Cheers. I sleep, and I sleep some more, and I put on my CKY jumper with the big pocket so that I can sneak food up to my room as my mum doesn't really let me eat much when I'm ill.

21) Current favorite article of clothing?:
Jeans, always. Annnd...I don't even know.

22) Line from the last thing you wrote for someone?:
"mmm yes. feed him, occassionally. and the rest of the time is just rampant sexin'"

23) A famous person you have met:
MET? Errmm...El Presidente. hXc

24) Favorite way to waste time?:
Do these. And play about on MySpace. And lie in bed and think about things.

25) Last thing you bought yourself?
A Yorkie, but I didn't eat it, I just wanted to go up to the vending machine to strut past the teacher's table.

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[27 Aug 2005|10:21pm]

A heap of photos. I could do more, but Holly will go mad if I don't post it now/soon.

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Dreams [27 Aug 2005|10:46am]

Last night I had some crazy dreams. But they won't seem as crazy now.
I was on a talk show. But I went out with no shoes on. Or trousers. Or underwear. Just a big t-shirt.
My excuse was "It's much more comfortable."
And I was in the PE department, but the whole school was like...a ship? I was inside it with Adele, stalking you know who (actually stalking this time) and one of the teachers asked who we were looking for, and we were like "...eh, Mr Cowie, but it's ok, he told us to talk to him tomorrow." "He'll be here in 2 minutes, just wait." and it went all complicated and we had to bring our family and we were like "The fuck? I told her I'm already meeting him tomorrow, what's all of this?"
And after a lot of stalking we were OFF the ship? And it was sailing away, and we were running after it waving goodbye to everyone on it.

That's all.

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I haven't forgotten him [27 Aug 2005|12:25am]

It's been a couple of months. I think it's time for another spam.

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Pah, don't think it's only Andy who I'm spamming. Oh no.

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Ohgodohgodohgod [22 Aug 2005|04:19pm]

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CARAMAAAACCC >lunge [20 Aug 2005|08:16pm]

So like, today was Marymass. I got burnt.
It was fun. We sat behind the portaloos (classy) and drank vodka & coke (classy) and pa-hooof juice (classy) and smoked (classy) while Nicky and Graham wrestled over a shoe (classy).
We're a hella classy bunch.
I met new people too. Marcus, Sean, John, Graham, Nicky, Richard, and others I think.
I took photos but they're on t'other computer.
Ahhh happy. Today was great. Last night was fantastic too. We went to the Lawthorn to see oor Fraser's band play (My Final Wish innit) then headed over to the Cavern. David, the wee bugger, bought me a drink and asked if I was going to the Cavern later, I said yes, and he did some sort of happy dance in his chair. Then he didn't go to the Cavern? What a mong. I don't like him like that, but still, mongy. What else what else...A lesbian bought me a drink like. Fraser came later, spoke to him for a while, danced a HELL of a lot. Like, honestly, except from maybe Live 8, my feet have never been so sore. Infact, they were probably sorer last night. High wedges. Lots of dancing. Then we (myself, Gillian, Becca and Astrid) went to Kilwinning to stay at Astrid's house. Sat and talked til 4am, went to bed, got the 11 train to Irvine, now go back to the top so see what happened next.
Stuart looks spiffing in a bikini top, may I add.


Making pasta. Fuck yes. My stomach is eating itself so it better be ready soon.

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[07 Aug 2005|07:45pm]
I really fucking love the new Coldplay song.
Enough for me to say 'Yeah, I like Coldplay.'
Just because I adore this one single song.
It's beautiful.
Really, how beautiful is it?

A little child is playing on my grass. That is NOT beautiful. Why did I have to move into a street with so many small children?
It's like Rachael's wasp infestation but with more pink bicycles and slobber. I do realise that I just implied that the children have pink slobber, I want to confirm that they do not have pink slobber.

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